My picks from the CB2 clearance: Upgrade your kitchen game for under $50!

One of the great tragedies of life is that pretty stuff is expensive. That's why this girl trolls the clearance section of her favorite home design websites on the regular. I can't explain why she is speaking in third person though--that's just a weird quirk that should be rectified ASAP.

Okay I'm back. Sorry about that third person thing earlier. It won't happen again.

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS...just like Shang from Mulan tells us to do! Sidenote: Shang is the hottest Disney prince FYI kthxbai. 

SERIOUSLY I AM GOING TO FOCUS NOW.

CB2 has a LOT of great entertaining and kitchen stuff in their clearance section, and I have picked out all my faves just for you. I know cooking and entertaining is more fun for me when I have pretty things that I get to use, instead of grungy grody old crap things with stains and stuff. And cooking is therapeutic! And having friends over is good for the soul! So get into this sale and grab some bargains and bask in your chicness as you use a golden potato peeler. You deserve it. 

Happy shopping, cuties :)

MY PICKS: UPGRADE YOUR KITCHEN GAME FOR UNDER $50!

 If  this peeler  is not the most chic object I've ever seen, I don't know what is. And it's $7.99!!! Gift to your favorite potato lover. Which is probably yourself. 

If this peeler is not the most chic object I've ever seen, I don't know what is. And it's $7.99!!! Gift to your favorite potato lover. Which is probably yourself. 

 For $19.99, you can subtly let your guests know that you  might get venomous  if they don't behave properly. 

For $19.99, you can subtly let your guests know that you might get venomous if they don't behave properly. 

 Honestly I don't know how to make  tea towels  funny, but five of them in a gorgeous color palette for $14.99 is an insane deal and you should buy them even if they are humorless. 

Honestly I don't know how to make tea towels funny, but five of them in a gorgeous color palette for $14.99 is an insane deal and you should buy them even if they are humorless. 

 It would be pretty funny to mix up a batch of gin and tonics and then pour it into this  gorgeous beverage dispenser  and drop in a fake goldfish. I really shouldn't host any parties, should I. 

It would be pretty funny to mix up a batch of gin and tonics and then pour it into this gorgeous beverage dispenser and drop in a fake goldfish. I really shouldn't host any parties, should I. 

 If you are using a giveaway  bottle opener  with some weird corporate logo on it from a conference two jobs ago, buy this RIGHT NOW before I come over with beer and yell at you and then drink beer with you. 

If you are using a giveaway bottle opener with some weird corporate logo on it from a conference two jobs ago, buy this RIGHT NOW before I come over with beer and yell at you and then drink beer with you. 

 I bet you could find some unicorn tea to drink out of  this rainbow teapot  and then you could win the internet #selfcare Olympics. An olympic gold medal for $10.99? Not bad.

I bet you could find some unicorn tea to drink out of this rainbow teapot and then you could win the internet #selfcare Olympics. An olympic gold medal for $10.99? Not bad.

 While you're at it, keep guests on their toes with  this decanter  that will only get more fun as the alcohol intake increases. 

While you're at it, keep guests on their toes with this decanter that will only get more fun as the alcohol intake increases. 

 My idea of baking: make chocolate chip cookie dough in a  golden mixing bowl  and then sit and eat the whole thing while watching Schitt's Creek on Netflix. It's what Catherine O'Hara would do, right? 

My idea of baking: make chocolate chip cookie dough in a golden mixing bowl and then sit and eat the whole thing while watching Schitt's Creek on Netflix. It's what Catherine O'Hara would do, right? 

 I'm a diehard garlic chopper that has never understood the need for a garlic press...but I'm pretty sure  this gold one  could convert even a cutting board lifer like me. 

I'm a diehard garlic chopper that has never understood the need for a garlic press...but I'm pretty sure this gold one could convert even a cutting board lifer like me. 

 This isn't a kitchen thing, but after all that cooking and entertaining you are going to deserve  a trophy , and this one is on sale and would look real cute on a bookshelf. And then you can entertain yourself by making up answers when someone asks you what award you won!

This isn't a kitchen thing, but after all that cooking and entertaining you are going to deserve a trophy, and this one is on sale and would look real cute on a bookshelf. And then you can entertain yourself by making up answers when someone asks you what award you won!

Which ones are your favorites? Tell us in the comments!